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25Apr/100

Where are all the N64 games on Nintendo’s Virtual Console?

Posted by Tom Terranova

I never owned an N64 system, so those are the games I've been most interested in exploring on the Wii's Virtual Console. However, it's now been almost 4 years since the Wii's launch and the N64 is still one of the Virtual Console's least represented systems. During the lifetime of the N64, 387 titles were released  – but less than twenty of them are represented on the North American Virtual Console.

The list below highlights a few dozen of the 369 N64 titles that are not yet available on the Virtual Console. Nintendo only has absolute control over their own first party titles, but they could be instrumental in encouraging third parties to make their properties available by helping them and – most importantly – by making them feel that it's worth their while ( i.e., by not gouging them for an overly large percentage of the sales.)

N64 Games Not Yet Available on Nintendo's Virtual Console, Group 1

N64 Titles not yet available on the N.A. Virtual Console, Group 2

Banjo-Kazooie
Banjo-tooie
Bomberman 64
Bomberman 64: The Second Attack
Bomberman Hero
Castlevania
Conker's Bad Fur Day
Diddy Kong Racing
Donald Duck: Goin' Quackers
Donkey Kong 64
Doom 64
Dr .Mario 64
Doraemon [3 platformers released only in Japan]
Duck Dodgers Starring Daffy Duck
Excitebike 64
Harvest Moon 64
Hey You, Pikachu!
Lode Runner 3D
Magical Tetris Challenge
Mario Party 1-3
Mario Tennis
Mega Man 64
Mickey's Speedway USA
Mischief Makers
Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
Pachinko simulators [2 games released only in Japan]
Paperboy 64
Pokemon Stadium 1 and 2
Quest 64
Robotron 64
Shadowgate 64: Trials of the Four Towers
Space Station Silicon Valley
Star Soldier
Starcraft 64
Tetrisphere

You can find the full list of N64 games on Wikipedia.

17Apr/100

Nintendo Embraces Casual Extremism

Posted by Tom Terranova

This year, Nintendo finally seemed to address core-audience complaints about the Wii's casual-heavy software library. The company's announcement of Super Mario Galaxy 2, Metroid: Other M, and Zelda 2 seemed to demonstrate a renewed focus on high-quality, core gaming experiences. But just as core-fans were cautiously heralding a new "golden age" of first-party software development, Nintendo announced surprise changes to the previously announced Q3/Q4 release schedule. These changes left core gaming fans dumbfounded.

According to industry analysts, Nintendo's revised Q3/Q4 line-up indicates a dramatic philosophical shift that has come from the Kyoto-based company's highest levels. Even the most notorious third-party developers of "shovelware" are now referring to Nintendo's new strategy as "Blue Ocean Fundamentalism" and "Casual Gaming Extremism." Here's what we know so far about Nintendo's revised Q3/Q4 lineup for Wii and DS.

Berny Madoff's Ponzi Dreams

DS
Berny Madoff's Ponzi Dreams
A new "financial puzzler" for Nintendo's under-explored fifty-something crowd.
[Note: All proceeds will be invested in a relief fund for Madoff's victims that promises a guaranteed quarterly return of 18%.]

Mariokart Wii 2: Hoveround Rally

Wii
Mariokart Wii 2: Hoverround Rally
Even core titles can appeal to non-gamers when given the right spin – just as long as that spin goes no faster than 3 mph. As a special bonus, gamers with Medicare coverage may not have to pay a penny for this game – and Nintendo can even pre-authorize you over the phone.

Heiyankyo (Illegal) Alien

Wii and DS
Heiyankyo (Illegal) Alien / Mario Tea Party
A new twist on the classic Gameboy puzzler, re-designed to appeal to angry, uninformed white trash. This is a 2-for-1 value title that also includes the multi-thousand-selling hit Mario Tea Party.

DS
Menopauser 3: The Legend of Merle
Learn to use the new Hot Flash mode to your advantage as you explore the best years of your life. Collect hormone pills to regain health, experiment with shabby chic, customize your character with plastic surgery, and face down urban cougars as you search for seven legendary self-help books that contain The Secret.

Wiiware
Custody Battler Extreme
Use your own children as weapons in this innovative hybrid of courtroom drama and first-person shooting action.

DS
Touch Generations: Advanced Directive
Prepare your own living will as you uncover the secret motivations of relatives and friends using short, pick-up-and-play surveys. You can also catalog and bequeath all of your worldly possessions – and best of all, explained Nintendo of America president Reggie Fils-Aime, "It's a cool rhythm game featuring the music of Rihanna." Will they resuscitate you? When should they pull the plug? With Touch Generations: Advanced Directive, you're in charge.

Wiiware
Castlevania: Staircase of Broken Hips
In this updated remake of the updated remake, the castle's countless staircases have all been retro-fitted with fully automatic chair lifts, allowing you to maintain your independence throughout countless sequels. Other enhancements include wheelchair ramps on all ledges, senior discounts at all shops, clapper-controlled lights and machine-devices, and the new "Handy Grabber" tool for out of reach power-ups.

Wii Accessories
The Lack of Vitality Sensor
Chart your senescence over time as you remain motionless in order to earn cholesterol points that can then be used to outfit your avatar with cool accessories. Unlock a variety of locations such as bed, recliner, couch, grave, and urn.

11Apr/100

Tales of Phantasia Remix

Posted by Tom Terranova

Tales of Phantasia for Gameboy Advance

Tales of Phantasia GBA

Listen to Tales of Phantasia - Merriment In Morlia, Remixed by klm09

Find more free remixes at OverClocked ReMix!