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• MementoAs I was boxing things up and preparing to leave, I came across this memento. I can’t...
  MementoAs I was boxing things up and preparing to leave, I came across this memento. I can’t believe I still have it.When my cherished dreams die, I don’t just bury them as normal people do. Like the Toraja people of Indonesia, I periodically dig up their remains and live amidst the bones.
• The Victorian Guide to Male Captivation, Lesson 1Simply mirror, provoke, and then flatterAnd most...
  The Victorian Guide to Male Captivation, Lesson 1Simply mirror, provoke, and then flatterAnd most men will incline towards espousalIf they’re clever enough to be waryThen try misattributed arousal
• Aphorism #1How wise the manwho draws his bladein passion, butwhose wrath is stayed
  Aphorism #1How wise the manwho draws his bladein passion, butwhose wrath is stayed
• Thwaitesia argentiopunctataThey calibrate the rate of your seductionAnd emulate each trait worth...
  Thwaitesia argentiopunctataThey calibrate the rate of your seductionAnd emulate each trait worth reproductionThen orchestrate the date of your destructionThey masturbate as they fellate your heartstringsFloat insensate to meditate on bird wingsThen fell your tree quite callously to count ringsAt times they hate, humiliate, and banishSeduce, reduce, then cut you loose and vanishLike butterflies, men chase […]
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• customworld: gxldbarbie: There is nothing worse than regretting the fact you told someone too much...
  customworld: gxldbarbie: There is nothing worse than regretting the fact you told someone too much about yourself and your secrets There is (also) nothing worse than losing someone before you had the chance or courage to say everything you wanted to
• "There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your..."
  “There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man; true nobility is being superior to your former self.” - Ernest Hemingway (via kilu8)
• "I cannot bear the thought of you in someone else’s arms yet imagining you alone is sad."
  “I cannot bear the thought of you in someone else’s arms yet imagining you alone is sad.” - Rod McKuen, Stanyan Street & Other Sorrows (via wordsnquotes)
• theghostgirls:There were forests on the way there.
  theghostgirls:There were forests on the way there.
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• "You love people. They disappoint you. But sometimes, they don’t. They just keep loving you, right..."
  “You love people. They disappoint you. But sometimes, they don’t. They just keep loving you, right through it all, waiting for you to wake up and appreciate them. To say, ‘I love you. I’ve always loved you back.’” - Courtney Maum, I Am Having So Much Fun Here Without You (via wordsnquotes)
• "Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself...."
  “Those who love you are not fooled by mistakes you have made or dark images you hold about yourself. They remember your beauty when you feel ugly; your wholeness when you are broken; your innocence when you feel guilty; and your purpose when you are confused.” - Alan Cohen  (via wordsnquotes)
• chrisxstupid: snaacks: snaacks: zoey did the absolute most THE...
  chrisxstupid: snaacks: snaacks: zoey did the absolute most THE DEATH DROP AT THE END IM ScrEAMIKDN This is my favorite post on this website.
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• They’re playing our song!She Hates Me by Richard Cheese (Orig....
  They’re playing our song!She Hates Me by Richard Cheese (Orig. by Puddle of Mudd)MP3: http://bit.ly/2vHU846
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• "It doesn’t stop being magic just because you know how it works."
  “It doesn’t stop being magic just because you know how it works.” - Terry Pratchett, The Wee Free Men (via bookmania)
• just-shower-thoughts: Whenever a show/movie gets cancelled the director should release what...
  just-shower-thoughts: Whenever a show/movie gets cancelled the director should release what would’ve happened instead of leaving us hanging.